Judgmentalist #1

GRE - Vocabulary = Intelligence?

Homework - Useful when self-assigned.

Massachusetts - We love trucks.

Football - Cheap and inclusive, no wonder why it is the most popular sport in the world.

Trespassing - Something that concerns the sordid, and is embraced by the sanguine.

Fashionistas - When you look at yourself in semi-reflective boutique shop windows, I am reminded that egocentrism is not just part of your development during adolescence.

Smokers - The way you all give a big finger to science, health, and white teeth is a brilliant synthesis of the masochistic and sardonic.

Hipsters - Stop being hipsters!

Gophers - You are awesome!